"Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse."                                                                            Groucho Marx

MAXINE'S LIVING WILL

I,  MAXINE , being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
Glass of wine
chocolate
Margarita  
chocolate 
Diet 7UP 
Chocolate
Prime Rib 
Sausage gravy
Chocolate
Mexican food
chocolate
Pizza
Chocolate
Ice Cream with Hot Fudge 
Sex
Chocolate